Three Questions

One last post.

I have realized that, in accordance with certain traditions, I am now obliged to answer three questions. Now, I only have to answer them. I don't have to answer them honestly. I don't have to answer them politely. I don't have to answer them with great detail. I'll answer them how I see fit. "What's the point in asking questions if you're just going to lie?" Well, there is the off chance that you could outwit me somehow, I suppose.

Choose your questions wisely, because it's going to be awhile before you get another opportunity like this.

I will also be giving an answer to a fourth question of my choosing. I do not have to tell that question to you.